Parodies
Here are some parodies we left off the CD…you know the tunes!
Show Me the Way to Go HomeShow me the way to go home, said the girl on Bondi beach,
I lost my swimmers about and hour ago and they've gone right out of reach,
All I've got on now, is sand and sea and foam,
So give me a sheet of the Sunday Sun and show me the way to go home.
MademoiselleMademoiselle she bought a cow, parlez vous,
Mademoiselle she bought a cow, parlez vous,
Mademoiselle she bought a cow, but how to milk it she didn't know how,
Inky-pinky parlez vous.
She pulled its tail instead of its tits, parlez vous,
She pulled its tail instead of its tits, parlez vous,
She pulled its tail instead of its tits, and all she got was a bucket of -
Inky-pinky parlez vous!
DaisyDaisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,
I'm half crazy all for the love of you,
It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet beneath the sheets of a featherbed built for two.
Daisy, Daisy, the coppers are after you,
If they catch you, do you know what they're going to do?
They'll tie you with ropes and wire, behind the black Mariah,
So ring your bell and go like hell on a bicycle built for two